According to links shared by Dr. Saturday:

• A Raleigh sports talk station’s sources say the number of UNC players who have been relegated to the scout team is more like twelve, not nine. Twelve players is enough for an entire basketball team, in Carolina terms.
• An “observer” at UNC practice identifies ten players under such conditions, ten of them defenders and seven of them starters, plus one more unknown Heel. The biggest new name, inside linebacker Quan Sturdivant, is the nation’s best at his position according to previously cited information ray gun Phil Steele.
• If Kendric Burney and Charles Brown were on the sideline (or wherever the scout team stands), that would mean CBS Sports jumped the gun with its report the cornerback pair had already been kicked off the team.

As Doc Sat puts it, “as of Thursday, the UNC scout team is now the most talented amateur defense in America.”