The general ineptitude of the Braves offense continues, so Tim Hudson, who is paid to pitch, took it upon himself to steer his team clear of history. Hudson’s single to right was promptly followed by strikeouts-on-pitches-in-the-dirt by two players who are paid to get hits.
Also, this just in. Tim Hudson will wash the uniforms, sweep the dugout, and serve as bullpen catcher tomorrow because he’s doing everything else for this team tonight. No word on who will cut the grass, but rumor has it, it’s going to be Tim Hudson.