It’s a shame that the only runner that scored in the game shouldn’t have even been on base. But the reality is that the Braves could have gone 18 innings with their approach at the plate and they’d still have to introduce themselves to third base after the game.
Third Base (extending his hand): Hi, I’m third base. Nice to meet you.
Braves (starstruck): Wow. I’ve heard of you, but it’s so cool to see you in person.
They need to calm down and try to hit strikes tomorrow.