For the Atlanta Falcons fan, the 2011 NFL Draft is already lining up according to plan. The Carolina Panthers are looking more and more likely to take Cam Newton with the No.1 pick, ensuring at least one more season of total comedy from the Aquacats. But the Tampa Bay Buccaneers may be topping even that, reportedly enlisting player agents to help them fill out their draft board.
Agents! I've sat and stared at my computer for at least two whole minutes trying to think of a worthy joke here. Why not just ask the players themselves where they'd like to be drafted? Ask Mike Pouncey! He'll tell you!