The Gainesville Sun is reporting the Florida Gators will name Seattle Seahawks defensive line coach Dan Quinn as their new defensive coordinator. According to the report, Quinn will join Will Muschamp’s staff once the Seahawks playoff run ends, which will likely be very soon.
There is not currently a Wikipedia article dedicated to explaining the mysteries of Quinn. According to Internet law, I am now entitled to make up anything I like about him, and you cannot possibly prove it untrue.
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Quinn has also coached D line for the 49ers, Dolphins (with Muschamp), and Jets. He’s been with the Seahawks for one season. The Seahawks have a very good defensive line. He played his college ball at Salisbury State, thereby soothing Georgia Bulldogs fans who’ve had enough of former Dawgs being connected to Florida’s coaching staff.
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