The World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party brings out the worst in Mark Richt. Like, introverted temp in the accounting department getting margarita drunk at the Christmas party worst. Richt's solid Christian foundation can't properly allow for evil machinations, and therefore his attempts at bravado and/or spite come off a little heavy-handed. 

BUT - nobody likes a quitter, and if Georgia scores first and/or last to beat Florida on Saturday, might we suggest the newest UMAD stylings in all things Tim Tebow? Behold, Tebowing.com, a collection of the reverent (both in Florida and Denver and lots of churches in between) and the sardonic breaking down into the official Tim Tebow angry/thoughtful/focused/maybepraying? pose.

Only divine intervention could deliver this, but a potential fat guy touchdown into a Tebowing and we'd be fine shutting the whole damn season down right now. See you next year.

META.