Hines Ward will make his Dancing With The Stars debut tonight at 8 pm ET on ABC and at some point at abc.com. He’s up against a stiff (I guess?) stable of competition. Sugar Ray Leonard, Chris Jericho, Lil Romeo, Wendy Williams, Ralph Macchio, Kendra Wilkinson, Kirstie Alley, Petra Nemcova, Chelsea Kane, and Mike Catherwood are your other 2011 cast members.
I’ve attempted to rank those people in order of how famous they are to me. The last two I have never heard of, with the tie-breaker for those two being the fact that Mike Catherwood doesn’t even sound like the name of a person who could possibly be famous, so feel free to rearrange them in the comment section as you see fit.
Ward has kept his dancing skills mostly under wraps during his NFL career, but the irrepressible swag that builds up in a young man after living in Pennsylvania for more than a decade just can’t help but break loose every now and then.