VIDEO: Andy Roddick Gets Nautical During 2011 Masters Par 3 Contest

Top American tennis star Andy Roddick caddied for 2007 Masters champion Zach Johnson during Wednesday's Par 3 Contest at Augusta National. The racketeer (no?) also got a chance to take a cut, powering the ball to a watery grave despite Mike Tirico's assurance that Roddick is a member of the Austin Country Club:

Via Mocksession

"Take a deep breath, ball!" Golf is awesome. The Par 3 Contest was fun to watch because the players chattered at each other the whole time and the old guys grunted with old-guy aches the whole time.

The only joke I can think of making here is that the ball should've worn a swimsuit to the tee, just like Roddick's swimsuit model wife Brooklyn Decker! (Because it landed in the water.) That's a really terrible joke, of course, but I don't know a single thing about tennis. You'll have to help me out here.

Apparently Johnson and Roddick's agents set up the caddying arrangement. That's pretty cute!

For more on the Masters, visit Waggle Room and SB Nation's golf hub.

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