Hours after Eagles WR DeSean Jackson forgot Brent Grimes' name, Bengals WR Chad Ochocinco tweeted about arranging a delivery for Dunta Robinson. (Ochocinco is into this kind of thing.) The Bengals play the Falcons next week, but are on their bye week at the moment, in case you're as confused as I was by all the cross-week trash talk and were kind of wondering whether Ochocinco knew it wouldn't cost all that much more to just FedEx it next week. As if Chad Ochocinco's dedication to the science of lovable gimmickry has given him the power of time travel.
The Bengals' number-two receiver then tried to get Roddy White involved, but ending up drawing a wise word instead from Dick Vitale. What? Dick Vitale.
Twitter, please don't ever leave us:
Damn that was fast, i figured it out, trying that look im quiet this year, so mature and i've grown up!! Fuck that, back 2 shit talking!!
remember the fun Chad that sent opponents pepto bismol, degree deodarant, copies of my book I CAN'T BE STOPPED,Falcons got a fed ex comin
@roddywhiteTV hope you don't mind me taking over ATL for a day or two, tell Duntae Robinson he has a fed ex in the mail!!!!!
@OGOchoCinco U better concentrate on getting that Bengals team in the winners circle as u guys have been a major disappointment.
@DickieV boss man unfortunately i've got to go back to my old ways because this new crap ain't working for me nor my team