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Georgia Bulldogs Vs. Florida Gators: Time To Play, Chris Rainey

Florida Gators WR Chris Rainey will return to action against the Georgia Bulldogs on Oct. 30, the Gators' next game. Rainey missed Florida's last five games after sort of being kicked off the team due to his arrest for stalking a woman, infamously sending her a text message reading "time to die." The charge was eventually declared a misdemeanor.

Florida fans SMH so heartily they've found themselves agreeing with Gregg Doyel and approximating Rainey's return with the retention of despised offensive coordinator Steve Addazio.

Maybe Urban Meyer wanted to throw Dawgs fans a bone, giving them something to mock in return for the Damon Evans red panty deluge sure to clog Jacksonville's streets. Maybe the whole light-hearted incident was due to Rainey's concussion acting up on him. Maybe this really is the last act of a desperate man who's seen his championship program lose three regular season games in a row for the first time since before Steve Spurrier invented sports.

In two career games against Georgia, Rainey has carried the ball ten times for 22 yards. This is Meyer's offense we're talking about so, yes, the WR carries the ball, as do both of the QBs. Bear with us.

Photographs by coka_koehler used in background montage under Creative Commons. Thank you.