College football recruiting is a hit-or-miss kind of thing. Either you're obsessed with it, or you're a little creeped out by grown men paying money for the chance to memorize the physical dimensions of wishy-washy 16-year-old Texan boys.
↵Duke football is so pro-recruitnik that their Office of Communication Services walks us through the recruiting process involved in securing a solid verbal from their latest football fan:
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Sure, they have more players than they do fans, so this is a pretty special signing. You have to give them bonus points, since the whole thing is tongue-in-cheek (down to "HINT: WALLACE WADE STADIUM IS NEXT TO CAMERON INDOOR STADIUM"), but the best part is the packed house full of six Blue Devil football fans, five of whom are in team colors.
↵Duke football fans: making you forget how much you hate Duke basketball fans since 1895.
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