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VIDEO: Kid Really, Really Doesn't Want To Go In The Auburn Store

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Remember the first time you heard the chilling words I'm gonna put you in the Auburn store from your parents?

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Due to the stature, feist, and hairstyle of the Auburn-hating kid in this video, you might think it's actually Nick Saban on platform shoes being dragged around by the hand.

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Aliens from space/the future: this is Southern college football mania. Look no further in your efforts to comprehend our species. The child's hatred of Auburn has been aggressively cultivated to an impressive degree; it's almost like his parents are using Auburn as a punishment.

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CONFESSION: As soon as my daughter wakes up, I'm going to eagerly pounce on the first timeout-worthy offense she commits by rebranding "Timeout Corner" as "The Auburn Store." Might even have her wear an AU sticker every time she dumps yogurt on the dog's head, which is about all she ever gets in trouble for.

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HT @thebrookssays

Photographs by coka_koehler used in background montage under Creative Commons. Thank you.