Even though it’s (/checks watch) only 14ish minutes in, you’re clear to enjoy your afternoon as normal. Danny Sheridan’s lawyer has "prevented him" from naming the “Auburn Bag Man” in the Cam Newton case, anyone owning a personal computer with a mild interest in college sports is a "cockroach" in their "mother's basement" (where are all of these matronly insects holding mortgages?) and WANK WANK WANK WANK WANK, back to Miami.
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