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PHOTO: Carolina Panthers Mascot Abducting Children To Work For Team

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Startling news out of Charlotte, as the Carolina Panthers have resorted to forcibly pulling small children out of the stands of Bank of America Stadium to work for the organization. The billboard captured above indicates this wonton disrespect of labor laws is part of the Panthers' new "BELONG" advertising campaign, a directive redefining "guerilla" marketing.

No Panthers blog entry can be relevant without touching on the team's sole point of interest to SEC fans, so let's see if we can't tee one up: Clearly our stagnant post-recession economy has forced Carolina to start stealing children, whereas they're been used to buying them from willing parents.

That'll do.

Photographs by coka_koehler used in background montage under Creative Commons. Thank you.