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Deadspin Helps America Stalk Houston Nutt's Daughter

How can you tell when a national sports site doesn't staff a single Southerner? When they can't immediately identify the progeny of an SEC football coach (yes we can, and yes we do, in public, and often times awkwardly if you live in Arkansas).

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Deadspin is helping one creepy ESPN viewer's "mission in life" to marry Hanna Nutt, daughter of Houston, a regionally popular college football coach at Ole Miss. Allow us to bridge the gap from the blogosphere of Williamsburg to flyover country - the Nutt girls enjoy a certain celebrity status around the southeast (sister Hailey even co-hosts a local Oxford sports talk show). 

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You guys should try Facebooking her. Anyway, enjoy the coveting of our daughters. You may now resume condescending our customs and culture.

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