Good morning! One of college football's best coaches is staying put at one of its top programs. Despite the absolute sure-thing rumors that created a Twitter avalanche Sunday afternoon and evening, Chip Kelly is staying put with the Oregon Ducks, and won't be the next coach of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
Was it contractual gamesmanship from Kelly? Tactical rumor mongering from the Bucs? Whatevs, people - have you ever tried to develop consistently unique Haute couture from a palate of pewter and red? There's your answer. We can exclusively report that once Kelly's suggestion for a base scheme featuring a creamsicle infusion was shot down, the budding fashion icon decided to stay in Eugene.