Via Martin Gandy at Talking Chop:
- Omar Infante, 2B
- Matt Diaz, LF
- Derrek Lee, 1B
- Brian McCann, C
- Alex Gonzalez, SS
- Jason Heyward, RF
- Troy Glaus, 3B
- Rick Ankiel, CF
- Derek Lowe, P
Your fingers dashed to type CTRL+f 2b before your eyes could make it down to actually read through the lineup, with your left and right brain arriving at the same simultaneous conclusion.
Brooks Conrad will likely only participate as a pinch hitter, setting him up to try to do what he did better than almost anyone in the Majors this year: hit game-winning homers. Since last night we've all been asking each other whether that would be something, and, yes, that would be something.