Former Atlanta Braves and current Houston Astros outfielder Jordan Schafer nearly pulled off the most Tampa caper of all time: ridin' extremely dirty through a Cheesecake Factory parking lot.
↵↵↵The report said he was in possession of 25 grams of marijuana. In Florida, possession of more than 20 grams of marijuana makes the crime a third-degree felony instead of a misdemeanor.
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Shoulda listened to Big Boi about the Cheesecake Factory, y'all [NSFW]:
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