SEC: Charlie Sheen, a person who is almost set for the backlash to his backlash-backlash to begin, went in on Arkansas Razorbacks QB Ryan Mallett's drug rumors on the Dan Patrick Show. Friend of the program Friends Of The Program immediately rallied to the defense of the Family Arm.
↵Also, Every Day Should Be Saturday presents Paula Deen riding things to the rescue of Georgia's new nutrition program.
↵NFL Draft: Mocking The Draft evaluates Justin Houston's bust potential, [training bra joke], while Georgia Tech DB Mario Butler wouldn't mind joining former teammates Tim Tebow and Demaryius Thomas in Denver.
↵Braves: Jeff Sullivan shares some 1984 scouting reports of Greg Maddux, which would be fascinating even if the legendary sniper weren't critiqued for his lack of control. And Jayson Stark catches up with Brooks Conrad, who's still moving on from a rough 2010.
↵Falcons: Corey Peters, the Atlanta Falcons 2010 rookie of the year and the year's best rebuttal to the village reachtard (you know, that guy who's memorized a magazine's big board and is thus more equipped to decide which draft picks are reaches and steals than NFL general managers) is starring in his own documentary.
↵Hawks: Joe Johnson thinks Josh Smith is a jump shooter. I can't even look at this.
↵This has been your daily-ish circling of the Atlanta sports blogosphere and more. If you have anything that belongs here next time, holler. To ride with us again tomorrow or so, follow @SBNAtlanta on Twitter.