The NFL's good play-by-play man, GUS JOHNSON, will be calling the Falcons game this Sunday against the Bengals. This is great news. Since CBS rarely does Falcons games, we don't get to hear GUS JOHNSON all that often.
We can live with promos for NCIS: New York and The Mentalist: New York on "America's Most Watched Network (Really?)," so long as Kenny, Moose, and Goose can't berate us every eight minutes to watch NLCS game two. GUS has a limit, and baseball is beyond it.*
Say, anybody remember what happened in GUS JOHNSON's last** Cincinnati Bengals game?
* "Have GUS JOHNSON Announce It" is actually the title of my one-page position paper on getting people to watch the NLCS.
** Don't spoil the moment by going and looking up whether HE's announced a Bengals game since or not.