Sean Weatherspoon Can't Talk About His Ankle On Twitter, Or Mike Smith Will Give Him Something To Tweet About

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Mike Smith is so Belichickian in his injury disclosure that D. Led has taken to quoting the Harvard Student Handbook NFL bylaws in protest. Smith's work on Spoon's cramp ankle sprain disembowelment ouchie paralysis Crohn's disease welding accident advantageous deformity high ankle sprain nosebleed low ankle sprain ADHD physically limiting circumstance may be his finest yet.

In Smitty's computer dojo, there is a Spoon, but there is no Spoon's ankle.