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Balanced Bulldogs, Pimping Derrick Favors, And Mike Mularkey Advice: Around The Perimeter

Falcons: And now, my impression of every Atlanta Falcons fan who knows exactly how to fix a 6-2 team. "SEE NOW THIS IS THE TYPE OF STUFF WE OUGHT TO GET MIKE MULARKEY TO BE DOING, RATHER THAN RUNNING THE BALL ON EVERY SINGLE FIRST DOWN. THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT ALL ALONG. JUST WATCH THIS VIDEO HERE:"

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Thrashers: ESPN Chicago has a word with the many Chicago Blackhawks who are now Atlanta Thrashers, and you know what? They like not having to put on a show for five digits worth of fans every night. So there. This isn't a great hockey town -- it's an intimate hockey town.

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Jackets: The New Jersey Nets have based their entire marketing campaign around former Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets forward Derrick Favors, despite the many rumors they're hoping to trade him in a deal for Denver Nuggets star Carmelo Anthony. So he's going to play there for 30 or 40 games, the team's going to make some money off of him, and then he's going to leave? Ridiculous! When has Derrick Favors ever done that before! Oh wait!

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Dawgs: Despite their record and standing, the Georgia Bulldogs are actually the SEC's most balanced team, if you throw every team's stats into one big pile. Of course, the downside is they aren't outstanding at very much, like LSU is on defense or Auburn is on offense.

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Photographs by coka_koehler used in background montage under Creative Commons. Thank you.