Endless playings of the wonderful Atlanta Falcons NFL Play 60 commercial are the only thing keeping the sensible pro football fan sane after having to also hear this every nine minutes, though some viewers seem to disagree. A New Orleans Saints fan has added an addendum to the Falcons spot in which a busload of children smile on their way to do healthful activities:
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The creator of the video hails from Louisiana, as do all great artists. Remember: while Saints fans do clearly prefer to kill children by the busload, it's the discouragement of exercise that's most troubling about this video. "If you play outside, you will fall off a cliff," the piece warns, becoming an act of fitness terrorism. "Stay inside where it's safe and drink Nyquil like Drew Brees."
↵The teams are playing this week on Monday Night Football and hate the shit out of each other, in case you hadn't heard.
↵ht @EdGrohl
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