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Of Course The Atlanta Falcons Are Tom Waits

Madonna will play the Super Bowl halftime show. You might've heard. You might've heard it first from SB Nation, or you might've heard it from somebody who heard it first from SB Nation. I'm not sure.

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Jon Bois takes the opportunity to calculate each NFL team's Sunday performance based on potential Super Bowl halftime performers. Locally relevant:

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FALCONS: Tom Waits. All his "party time" songs are thinly-veiled ramblings of despair. He would be a terrible fit, and I would love to see the paid-off revelers on the field try and figure out how and whether they are supposed to dance to "Earth Died Screaming."    

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Photographs by coka_koehler used in background montage under Creative Commons. Thank you.