Everybody, everybody, Jerry Glanville said some stuff and thus you must go read it:
↵↵↵Glanville said that it's perfectly easy to apply to be in the CIA. "They even have a website," he said. "You just go online, and you can fill out the questionnaire, and then, you're applied to be in the CIA. Who wouldn't apply for something like that? If I weren't a football coach, I'd be in the CIA, that's for sure."
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"You applied?" I asked.
"Yeah," he said, looking out the window. "Filled out the questions, and at the end, the computer said I was a bad ass."