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This comparison really doesn't help me figure out how much people like Cam Newton, but it does make for a sentence that'll really jolt you awake once you process it.

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Under Armour also using Panthers' Cam Newton in new shoe ads -- Marketing Arm says his appeal ranks near Eminem, Gene Simmonsless than a minute ago via HootSuite Favorite Retweet Reply

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