For a few months now, Deion Sanders has been telling the story of his refusal to play for the Georgia Bulldogs due to Vince Dooley's insistence that he redshirt. He's now added a detail on why he chose the Florida St. Seminoles:
The cafeteria was like the Golden Coral, which is one of my favorite restaurants.
If you follow Deion on Twitter, you certainly believe Golden Corral is one of his favorite restaurants. He should be paid for talking about Golden Corral so often. America would much rather watch Prime do anything in a Golden Corral commercial than watch white dads make demands of a microphone stand in Heaven as God kills people in the audience who can't deliver sufficiently cheap food.
Golden Corral commercials are strange art once you think about them. Herschel Walker's Zaxby's commercials are miracles by comparison, speaking of Vince Dooley.
I love the idea that Golden Corral serves up great prime rib just because it's called prime rib. It's like Subway trotting out a sandwich that has pulled pork among its many ingredients and calling it a pulled pork sandwich.
Thanks for listening.