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Madden 13 Cover Vote Underway: Matt Ryan, Calvin Johnson In The Running

If the Madden 13 cover vote goes down like last year's, the whitest player will win. Peyton Hillis fouled up the whole tournament, which was clearly supposed to go to Aaron Rodgers, thanks to being incredibly white. According to that principle, this year's favorites include No. 2 seed Rob Gronkowski, No. 7 seed Jared Allen and OH MY GOODNESS TIM TEBOW OF THE BRONCOS. YES.

The Pats have two players in the 32-player contest, while the Rams have none. Former Falcons front office man will see to it that his Rams are better stocked for the future.

In local entrants, Matt Ryan takes on division foe Drew Brees in the opening round, native Atlantan Cam Newton earns a No. 1 seed opposite Rodgers, and Georgia Tech's Calvin Johnson is a somewhat shocking 6 seed. Highest paid player in NFL history, EA! I'm not 100 percent sure who LeSean McCoy is, and he ranks above Megatron.

Yes, sure, fine, I know who LeSean McCoy is.

You can go vote on this thing here. I voted Tebow, for the lulz.

Photographs by coka_koehler used in background montage under Creative Commons. Thank you.