- NLCS Game 5, Philadelphia Phillies at San Francisco Giants, 7:30, Fox: Juan Uribe's sacrifice fly in game 4 put the Giants nine innings from a major upset and their first World Series appearance since their 2002 loss. As a Braves fan, you're rooting (a) against the Phillies and (b) for the team that eliminated your team, so all is well. Both teams have their aces on deck, with Tim Lincecum and Roy Halladay facing off again.
- Miami Heat at Atlanta Hawks, 8, TNT: LeBron James, Chris Bosh, and Dwyane Wade are in town tonight to take on the Hawks' own three-headed monster of Joe Johnson, the guy who passed to Joe Johnson, and the guy who will go and get Joe Johnson's rebound. Oh wait, that's how we did it last year. â†µ
UCLA Bruins at Oregon Ducks, 9, ESP: The top-ranked Oregon Ducks aims to get their point-a-minute offense back on track (COME ON!), with giant-killin' UCLA in town. Does that Bruin magic only work in Austin, Texas? Can LaMichael James stay only a step behind Cam Newton in the Heisman race?
- PGA European Tour: Castello Masters, 9, Golf Channel: I really have nothing intelligent to say about golf. â†µ
- PGA Tour: Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open, 5, Golf Channel: Hey, Justin Timberlake! He was in The Social Network. And my grandaddy was a Shriner. You know what else I'm in favor of? Hospitals for children. This would be the most universally agreeable golf tournament ever, if it were sponsored by buffalo pretzels. Everyone likes those!