New Atlanta Hawks owner Alex Meruelo was asked at his introductory press conference to reveal one of his deepest secrets. He thought about it for what felt like weeks before announcing his love of dessert. Not a specific dessert, but dessert. Everybody likes dessert! Of course Twitter had itself a fine old time with that news, with our own Jon Bois kicking off festivities.
Here is the best Twitter joke on the matter, which combines both the best of all desserts (seriously, they're UNFAIR) with a Hawks Hall of Famer, followed by many others that were also fantastic:
Bob Pettit fours #hawksdesserts (Now with correct hashtag!)less than a minute ago via web 
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Haagen Dazaza Pachulia AK #hawksdessertsless than a minute ago via TweetDeck Favorite Retweet Reply
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"Pistachio" Pete Maravich #hawksdessertsless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply
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Roomafteryourmeal Robinson #hawksdessertsless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply
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J-Smoove-laki #hawksdessertsless than a minute ago via Mobile Web Favorite Retweet Reply
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Jon Koncake #hawksdessertsless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply
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Magnum "Swiss" Rolle RT @jon_bois: Cookie Blaylock #hawksdessertsless than a minute ago via TweetDeck Favorite Retweet Reply
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Jacqueoclate Vaughn-Vaughns. #hawksdesserts RT @jon_bois: Cookie Blaylock #hawksdessertsless than a minute ago via Silver Bird Favorite Retweet Reply
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And I'm pretty proud of this one, but nobody else liked it all that much.
Ted Appleturnerover #hawksdessertsless than a minute ago via TweetDeck Favorite Retweet Reply
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