Joe Johnson owns a lot of really expensive stuff, which isn't weird when you remember he's worth more than the Atlanta Thrashers were, but is weird when you remember he never speaks. How does he acquire these goods?
Does he photograph himself pointing at a catalog and mail that photo to wholesalers of expensive stuff? Does he drive his golden submarine to wherever shoe closet fingerprint sensors are sold and just wait in the parking lot for somebody to realize there's a guy outside who drives the most expensive car in the world, so he'd probably like to be sold some expensive stuff with which to protect his expensive stuff?
Whatever his methods, this is by far my favorite thing Joe Johnson has ever said communicated non-verbally. He perhaps expressed this sentiment simply by putting on a Russian hat and leaning down so you can see it with your own two eyes*:
Everyone should own one of these Russian hats.
* Not ruling out possibility Joe Johnson has mirrored ceilings in his armored shoe closet just so he can show you his Russian hat.