Your Atlanta sports TV schedule. All times ET.
↵Basketball
↵Los Angeles Lakers at Chicago Bulls, 8, ESPN: Joakim Noah and Ron Artest seem like they should be best friends. They would disagree a lot, and maybe even kill each other, but they'd say such crazy things and could help each other through any recurring plantar fasciitis symptoms.
↵Atlanta Hawks at San Antonio Spurs, 8:30, SportSouth: Josh Smith and Tim Duncan do not seem like they should be friends at all, but Al Horford seems like the NBA's best Duncan friend material. If you could rank the Hawks roster in order of how likely each player would be to end up friends with Duncan, you'd probably put Pape Sy right in the middle because you've still never heard of him.
↵Miami Heat at Golden State Warriors, 10:30, ESPN: No Warriors could ever be friends with any Heats Heatses, because LeBron James gets jealous. Everybody hates this rule, except for Chris Bosh, who makes a big show of not having any non-Heat friends. LeBron James doesn't care about Chris Bosh.
Football
↵Calhoun Yellow Jackets at Buford Wolves, 4:30, GPB: High school playoffs, y'all.
↵New Hampshire Wildcats at Delaware Blue Hens, 8, ESPN2: College football playoffs, youse guys. I'm told that's how they say y'all in New Hampshire and Delaware.
↵Chattahoochee Cougars at Starr's Mill Panthers, 8, GPB
↵Hockey
↵Colorado Avalanche at Atlanta Thrashers, 7:30, Fox Sports South
↵Soccer
↵North Carolina Tar Heels at Louisville Cardinals, 8:30, ESPN3
↵Michigan Wolverines at Akron Zips, 11, ESPN3
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