Internet, you are a thing to be treasured forever. The Awl's Victoria Johnson ranked all 30 NHL team goal horns (including audio!), with the Atlanta Thrashers' feedbacky powersaw taking first place. I listened to about half of these, and agree for the most part, though the Buffalo Sabres boast the metallest sound I've ever heard, on some Inception-as-scored-by-Jonny Greenwood swag, so I'd give them first place. Do Buffalo fans ever kind of dread their own team scoring?
↵Also suspect the Montreal Canadiens didn't understand the assignment. You should be happy your team scored a goal, guys.
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