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Georgia Bulldogs Vs. Florida Gators: Two Stupid Facts That Will Assure The Dawgs Victory

Stupid fact No. 1: the Gators have already lost to the Bulldogs.

In an SEC showdown involving a recently departed high-ranking University of Florida official, the red-helmeted Dawgs traveled to the Sunshine State in October 2010 to take on the disappointing Gators. In a surprisingly low-scoring and unsurprisingly difficult to watch ordeal, the Bulldogs rolled to an early lead, then held on as Florida used shotguns for stilts while walking through a roomful of hooks.

I'm saying they shot themselves in the feet.

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Wrong Dawgs? Oh, they're always the wrong Dawgs when you're wearing blue and orange, baby *bark bark bark*.

Speaking of blue and orange.

Stupid fact No. 2: when not wearing traditional blue-and-orange uniforms, Florida is 0-2 since last year's Georgia game.

They haven't won a game while wearing alternate duds since before last year's SEC Championship Game, when they went all-white errthing. And how'd that game go?

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I, for one, prefer the Emmitt Smith Denver Clemsons over Florida's standard unis. Those don't work, either:Gyi0061993786_medium

And what will the Gators break in on Saturday? These guys change clothes like the worst song on The Black Album.

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Game over!

Photographs by coka_koehler used in background montage under Creative Commons. Thank you.