Mark Richt allowed the media to watch an extra six periods (about 25 minutes) of practice today. Why, we’re not really sure.
This team is turning into a funhouse. First Mark Richt crowdsources pregame plans from AM sports radio yokels, and now he’s baffling longtime media members by insisting they not leave his side in his hour of torment.
Please, please. Just stay with me. Twenty-five more minutes. Don’t leave me here all alone.
HURRY UP PLEASE IT’S TIME.
See? Look at that. We don’t run flea flickers.
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.
Wait another 24 minutes. You won’t see any flea flickers. Thanks for staying, guys. It’s getting cold. God bless.
Do I dare to eat a peach? Shall I part my hair behind?
No, I will part it right down the center, as I’ve always done.
Just 23 more. God bless.