How does one tastefully compliment an outfit featuring Derek Dooley's bespoke orange britches? With this topical t-shirt, message courtesy of Mama Barbara Dooley. It breathes. It speak the brutally obvious. It's.... more orange:
That quote is courtesy of the matron Dooley, who broke her radio silence in a big way on Thursday. Babs called into WGAU to take issue with the idea that her baby Derek is on the hot seat already in Knoxville. She made a strong defense, simply alluding to one of the strongest arguments in college sports today - that Lane Kiffin is a destructive, stupid plague upon any roster.
Mrs. Dooley: I want you to listen about my baby. First of all...
Radio host: We have a congressman standing by...
Mrs. Dooley: Well he can just wait. Football is important. Let me say this: Derek Dooley walked into a kind of a mess. And y'all are now tellin' me that Derek Dooley's on the damn hot seat? Are y'all crazy? You got mama's rilled up now, buddy. You know he played 17 freshman against Florida? I just want you to be nice and fair and know that you've probably got the greatest coach in the country and he's gon' be there 25 years.
A talk radio landscape without Barbara Dooley is a barren landscape, and we're overjoyed to have her back. Although she's not a fan of the garish orange pants, we feel like she'll come around, especially since her BAAAAABY loves 'em so.
GAH, MOM! NOW ALL THE COACHES ARE GONNA MAKE FUN OF ME IN DESTIN!