Georgia Bulldogs great Hines Ward finished in the Dancing With The Stars premiere's upper tier with a solid cha cha performance. I have no idea what a cha cha is other than to say here's a video of it, so here's a video of it.
About the only thing I know about this series is that Emmitt Smith won it once, and that the judges really liked his smiling. Ward is known for smiling a lot, even while doing horrible acts to other men during plays, and the judges really liked his smiling, so book him for the title match.
Still can't figure out what the point of judges is when the thing's decided by public voting anyway. Do you know? You probably know. The first elimination round is set for next Tuesday, when Wendy Williams and whoever else will be booted off the island. Actually some guy scored worse than Wendy Williams, but I can't remember his name.