Georgia Bulldogs star Hines Ward breezed through the first elimination show of Dancing With The Stars' 2011 season, earning one of the first two safe spots alongside fellow jock Chris Jericho. If you think dudes aren't watching this show more than they're letting on, that voting result is your evidence to the contrary.
Mike Catherwood, an individual my wife tells me replaced Adam Carolla on Loveline, was the first to be sent packing. How Wendy Williams managed to survive is astounding, but "Psycho Mike" ("Psycho Mike!") must have been really darn bad indeed. Williams and Sugar Ray Leonard were the other two to see their dancing careers placed on the chopping block.
Chris Brown also performed, somehow managing not to beat the hell out of any windows or girlfriends or HATERZ (copyright 2010, Auburn University Athletics Department) along the way.