The Auburn Tigers will soon install statues near Jordan-Hare Stadium of Heisman Trophy winners Cam Newton, Bo Jackson, and Pat Sullivan. They're also working on a bust honoring John Heisman, who led Auburn to 12 wins -- almost as many as he compiled at either Penn, Oberlin, Rice, or Clemson -- and recorded the majority of his career games, wins, All Americans, conference titles, and national championships as Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets head coach.
What is Oberlin? I just read the history of Oberlin College football. You should read it too.
Jokes about the Newton statue, which was an unplanned addition to the group, will flow so freely that it's hard to know where to begin. Worried about missing a few dozen, so won't even bother trying to start up a guide on how to properly joke about a Cam Newton statue.
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