You laughed when Athens police went out of their way to arrest every slightly wayward scooter pilot in all of Clarke County. Laugh no more, because now it should be clear it was all for your own good:
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↵↵#UGA pitcher Eric Swegman injured his throwing shoulder in scooter accident. Didn't make trip to Ole Miss, according to ABH's Roger Clarksonless than a minute ago via ÜberSocial 
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Marc Weiszer
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Athens police have been telling you for years, but now the solemnity of their message rings truer than before: never, ever trust a scooter. Come to think of it, do any of you know Mr. Swegman's middle name? No?
↵For more on scooter safety, visit Dawg Sports.