Why has Playboy been awarding Preseason All-America Teams for decades now? Well, would you rather Maxim have to do it*? Either way, Georgia Bulldogs punter Drew Butler represents Athens in the popular boobs magazine, along with fellow SECers Steve Spurrier, Trent Richardson, Alshon Jeffery, Stephen Gilmore and Mark Barron. That's three Gamecocks and two Bama players, leaving one with a clear picture of Hugh Hefner's expected SEC Championship Game.
Atlanta Falcons fans may be momentarily interested to also learn James Rodgers, big brother of Jacquizz Rodgers, appears as the team's all-purpose player.
The ACC also has six, including potential top-five 2012 NFL Draft pick Quinton Coples.
* This remark may be outdated by at least five years. I have no idea if Maxim still exists.
THE 2011 PLAYBOY PRESEASON ALL-AMERICA TEAM
Coach
Steve Spurrier, South Carolina
QUARTERBACK
Andrew Luck, Stanford Cardinal
6'3", 235lb, junior
RUNNING BACKS
LaMichael James, Oregon Ducks
5'9", 185lb, junior
Trent Richardson, Alabama Crimson Tide
5'11", 224lb, junior
WIDE RECEIVERS
Ryan Broyles, Oklahoma Sooners
5'11", 185lb, junior
Justin Blackmon, Oklahoma St. Cowboys
6'1", 210lb, junior
Alshon Jeffery, South Carolina
6'4", 233lb, junior
CENTER
Mike Brewster, Ohio St. Buckeyes
6'5", 300lb, senior
OFFENSIVE LINEMEN
Seantrel Henderson, Miami Hurricanes
6'8", 345lb, sophomore
Riley Reiff, Iowa Hawkeyes
6'6", 300LB, junior
Matt Kalil, USC Trojans
6'7", 295lb, junior
Jonathan Martin, Stanford
6'6", 304lb, senior
KICK RETURNER
James Rodgers, Oregon St. Beavers
5'7", 188lb, senior
PLACE KICKER
David Ruffer, Notre Dame Fighting Irish
6'1", 176, grad student
DEFENSIVE LINEMEN
Quinton Coples, North Carolina Tar Heels
6'6", 275, senior
Jared Crick, Nebraska Cornhuskers
6'6", 285lb, senior
Brandon Jenkins, Florida St. Seminoles
6'3", 258lb, junior
Jerel Worthy, Michigan St. Spartans
6'3", 305lb, junior
LINEBACKERS
Tank Carder, TCU Horned Frogs
6'3", 237lb, senior
Vontaze Burfict, Arizona St. Sun Devils
6'3", 252lb, junior
Luke Kuechly, Boston College Eagles
6'3", 235lb, junior
DEFENSIVE BACKS
Jayron Hosley, Virginia Tech Hokies
5'11", 170, junior
Chase Minnifield, Virginia Cavaliers
6'0", 185, senior
Stephon Gilmore, South Carolina
6'1", 194, junior
Mark Barron, Alabama
6'2", 218, senior
PUNTER
Drew Butler, Georgia
6'2", 214, senior
ALL PURPOSE PLAYER
Cliff Harris, Oregon
5'11", 165, junior
ANSON MOUNT SCHOLAR/ATHLETE
Kellen Moore, Boise St. Broncos
Quarterback
6'0", 191, Senior