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Delta Adds Flights From Missouri To Atlanta: Coincidence? We SuSECpect Not

Here's your latest annoying boast to non-SEC fans about how SEC Awesome the SEC is: new conference membership is LITERALLY changing air traffic. #WEOWNTHESKIES #SKYNATIONALCHAMPIONS #OVERSIGNTHESKIES

Delta does know those particular teams - Georgia and Missouri - will just play the one time each year, right? Then again, with our local airline's intricate flight plan strategy, fans from other SEC schools will invariably end up routed through Atlanta as well, all season long.

We all know the secret economy of the South's capital city is to trap consumers inside Hartsfield International for three to 120 hours at a time to inflate Terminal C food court revenue.

Check out full coverage of the SEC's airplane championship at Team Speed Kills and SB Nation's college football page.

Photographs by coka_koehler used in background montage under Creative Commons. Thank you.