Gambling on pro wrestling? Oh, of course. Bodog.com has odds for all eight WWE WrestleMania 27 matches, and I can think of no more sensible use of your recreational finances than wagering on events that have been constructed for maximum enjoyment. The Undertaker is expected to keep his 18-win streak going, the two novelty matches are expected to play out as novelty matches should, and everything else is more or less up for grabs.
A list of Bodog's favorites for Sunday's entire match card, from shortest odds to longest, followed by my STONE COLD (GET IT) lock of the week:
Jerry "The King" Lawler -1500 vs. Michael Cole
Snooki, Trish Stratus, and John Morrison -1400 vs. Dolph Ziggler and LayCool
The Undertaker -1200 vs. Triple H
Alberto Del Rio -500 vs. Edge
Randy Orton - 285 vs. CM Punk
Sheamus -255 vs. Daniel Bryan
John Cena -230 vs. The Miz
Cody Rhodes -160 vs. Rey Mysterio (<------------------ Cody Rhodes is from Marietta, Georgia.)
A successful $10 bet on Rhodes would net you more than a successful $10 bet on any other favorite. Here are the reasons Rhodes will reap you a handsome windfall: this WrestleMania is in Atlanta. His father is Dusty Rhodes. Dusty Rhodes is still popular in Georgia. That's my entire rationale, and you're welcome for your early retirement.
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