Snooki of Jersey Shore renown made her confounding WWE WrestleMania 27 appearance in the evening’s obligatory gigantic catfight mess. Pretty unsettling that this is happening at the same time as the NCAA Women’s Tournament, which I would’ve absolutely rather been watching, but Matt had turned the controls over to me for this one. Entry-level rasslin’ blogger, bros.
Trish Stratus of the internet, a gentleman named Dolph Ziggler, and many other people were also in the ring.
Snooki kicked things off by slapping a man. Then some cheerleaders rolled around and hit each other in the breasts. John Morrison executed some sort of spinning, flipping maneuver off the turnbuckle, which we were nominating for the move of the night until Snooki somehow pulled off a series of gymnastics flips that ended with a collision. Then Snooki won! Done writing about this.
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