So, yes, Snooki from Jersey Shore participated in Atlanta's WWE WrestleMania 27. And, believe it or not, she's totally a better athlete than you are. I wasn't prepared for this either, but she won over a furiously booing crowd with a double handspring elbow move, following it with a handspring splash for the pin:
Triple H can't do that stuff, y'all. I'm told she was a cheerleader in high school, which explains that confounding gymnastics display. After realizing I'll never be able to perform a feat of athleticism as impressive as Snooki's, I hit up the press row buffet just one more time, because eff it.
Snooki exited the ring to baffled cheers, meaning she was able to get more over at WrestleMania than the Situation was at Donald Trump's roast.